Fat frog in a jug
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In a jug there sat a frog,
Fat and green as he could be,
Drunk on vodka, like a log,
Happy as a frog could be.He hopped and croaked and danced around,
His eyes were glazed and full of cheer,
With each hop, he made a sound,
A sound that only frogs could hear.The vodka made him feel so light,
He felt like he could touch the sky,
And as he hopped into the night,
He felt like he could fly.But as the night began to fade,
And the vodka lost its hold,
The frog began to feel afraid,
His world was now so cold.He tried to hop back to his jug,
But his legs would not obey,
And so he sat there, feeling smug,
Until the break of day.In the morning light, he woke up sore,
His head was pounding like a drum,
He swore he’d never drink no more,
But then again, who knows what’s to come?So there he sat, that fat green frog,
In his jug, so dark and snug,
Drunk on vodka, like a dog,
A happy, yet dangerous, little thug.
Equipment
- Cocktail Jug
Ingredients
- Ice
- 2 bottle Smirnoff Ice
- 2 bottle Wkd Blue
- 1 bottle Barcadi Breezer Orange
Instructions
- Add of the ingrediens into a jug
- Stir and enjoy
- serves…well depends how greedy you are hehehe!
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