Get a nice big jug half full of ice.
Slice one lemon and add to ice.
Add the rind of one lemon in one contiuous curl. The juice of the lemon can be added if preffered.
Add all the spirits plus orange juice to colour and taste.
Cover to top of ice with any champagne.
stir gently then poor.
(The net effect of drinking this should be the equivalent of being hit over the head with a gold bar wrapped in a slice of lemon)