Add your 3 parts tequila and your 2 red 2 blue aftershocks in a shaker with your grape juice and shake well. Put in freezer for five minutes. While its chilling, pour your half part of absinthe in a glass with your southern comfort and sugar. Stir and without stirring again add the lime juice. Take out of the freezer when chilled, give it another quick shake and add to the glass. Add your lemon wedge.
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