Teddy Bear Lamp

Those clever chaps at Suck UK have come up with a way for you to combine the seemingly useless headless teddy bear with an everyday household appliance to bring a bit of light back into your life. Protruding from the bear's neck is a standard light fitting!

Alphabet Ice Trays

The ice is truly mightier than the pen! Fill these moulds with ice, butter, jelly and make someone smile! Great for kids and big kids alike, perfect for parties and compared to your average cube, these letters are much cooler!

Terrorist Teapot

By having the Terrorist Teapot on your side, you will be able to make a mean pot of tea everytime! He will ward off any potential tea tinkerers with his evil stare and menacing black balaclava, which doubles as a tea-cosy!

Fire Bucket BBQ

With a nod to the fire buckets of old... this innovative new design idea will cook you a succulent feast, (with a little assistance from your good self) and look cool and trendy! Yet another winner from the Suck UK team!

Fire Bucket Ashtray

Put out your little fire with this retro fire bucket replica. Fill it with sand and you've got yourself your very own personal ironic cigarette extinguisher in a cool red with the word 'FIRE' across the front!

Shot In The Dark Shot Glasses

Don't you hate it when there's a power cut and you can't find your drink? Now with these glow in the dark shot glasses from Suck UK, you will never lose track of your shot!

LED Mirror

A scrolling LED message board with a clock mounted behind a glass mirror. Display the time and date as well as the ability to program and save personalised messages with special scrolling effects and fonts - all from the remote control or via your PC.

England Magnetic Car Sign

Love Football? Love England? Then you will love our new England Car Flag!

Villain Chair

This fantastic over-sized brown leather lounger chair with swivel base definitely looks the part.

LED Special Edition Desk Clock

Special edition LED clock in stainless steel and mirrored glass. Remote controlled digitial display can show the time or can be set to display personalised messages.