Knuckle Duster Corkscrew

Opening a bottle of wine is no easy feat sometimes. A weak and flimsy corkscrew can leave you feeling thirsty and frustrated, which is why you should always use the best equipment. Next time you're struggling with that cork, pick up the Knuckle Duster, the toughest looking corkscrew around!

illoom Balloons

We all love balloons, whether we're punching them at someones head, popping them to scare your little sibling, deflating them to make fart noises or inhaling them to sound like a pixie. And what's better than a traditional balloon? One that lights up of course! The illoom Balloon features a coloured LED light, emitting an enchanting glow when darkness falls.

I've Never... Bar Cards

So you've never worn another person's underwear? Or been locked up in a police station? Or been streaking? If you haven't you'd better take a drink, as I've Never... is full of wild, crude and downright rude questions. The more you deny, the more you drink, so you'd better start being honest!

Toilet Golf

Reading the paper on the loo has had it's day - now you can sink putts where you have never sunk them before! With a telescopic putter, putting green and golf balls, you are all set for hours of practice!

Borat Mankini

'Jagshemash, My name a Borat, I like to sunbathe!' Now is your chance to be like the most famous man from Kazakhstan! Don one of these bad boys and you truly will be the laughing stock over the festive period!

ASBO Joke Documentation

If you are tired of being on the receiving end of all the jokes, turn the tables and present your mates with an anti-social behaviour order, or 'A Spoof Behavioural Order' as they are called! These are a great product to have a laugh at your mates expense, we have an ASBO for all sorts of bad habits!

Work Trophies

Reward those 'special' people at work with this range of awards for the more under-achieving of employees. If there is one person in your office that stands out in one of these catagories show them your appreciation by presenting them with either Brown Noser, Control Freak, Complete Dumbass and Ultimate Slacker of the year trophies!

Jester Hat

Made from yellow, red and blue material, this hat recreates the iconic Jester image with dangling, padded tassels tipped with bells that jingle with your every move! This Jester Hat is sure to make people laugh!

Maggie Thatcher Nutcracker

This ideal party political accessory is perfect for people with a cracking sense of humour - all you have to do is place your nuts between Maggie's legs and get her to squeeze nice and hard! I bet you never thought you'd be able to say that of the Iron Lady!

Dead Mark Bookmark

Forget pressed flowers and old bus tickets! Give Mark a squishy end between the pages of your favourite book!