DESCRIPTIONS

Matthew Kirkham:
A clear alcholic spirit originating from russia, makes you fall over if consumed in excess

Rich Smith:
Vodka looks like water but tastes like fire. Made from potatoes, now if the Irish only knew all those years ago...

Ed Smith:
Tasty stuff, best drunk frozen and neat...

ANON:
Smirnoff - only the best will do!

katie:
i luv vodka :)

Matt:
So versatile - will mix with anything. Export Strength Smirnoff Blue is absolutely cracking: 50% strength!

Tubby:
Tastes like hairspray, only 'spensive. Buy cheap stuff, follow with soda.

jamie comaskey:
vodka is like drinking lynx deodrant but if u add a few juices then youve got a great drink that will get the party started

ned:
an evil drink hell bent on one thing.......the total destruction of all brain cells

Chris Marsh:
consumed on its own or on its own tastes great!! Leave in freezer overnight, crush your ice and servre, cant beat it

croatian barman:
russians are not crazy

cro barman:
vodka makes me feel good

Zenovia:
The word "vodka" in Russian is from the word for water, cause that's what it looks like. In most other Slavic languages, the word is from the word "to burn" cause that's what it does.

Heather:
Burns going down, but gets a person drunk quicker, esp when chased with drinks such as beer. :o)

Rachel:
A evil drink - that brings out the worst in people - also an extreme depressant!

Carla de Klerk:
Vodka, the perfect brand of alcohol for any occasion!

the lav:
paint stripper.... unless mixed with coke or orange juice in a Reef!

Love2dance2381:
Almost all are made from grains except the best - made from potaotes!! They Pols know how do to it right!!! Mixes with anything and yummy frozen by itself. Get triple distilled and it'll go down like water... but beware!!!!!

crazy_russian:
most russians drink vodka because its nice and im not exception

Vladislovakian :
Vodka Kube: Will get you drunk without you even realizing it. Instructions: Take an empty milk carton, clean it, put a fresh bottle of Vodka in it, fill it with water, put it in your freezer, wait a few hours, soak the frozen block in warm water until

arun kumar:
if u had little bit green chilly and sprite and crushed ice on it. ur tounge will become like magic tongue. and u guys know what all magic u can do with ur tounge!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEVE NIXON:
Zubrowka Bison Grass Vodka is a genuine Polish vodka, the result of a tradition going back to the 14th century. Zubrowka owes its name to an aromatic grass growing wildly in the Eastern part of Poland, where bisons live in their natural habitat. Zubrowka

josh:
kettle one...enough said!

Leanne:
Vodka Rules

BAYAREA PLAYMATE:
vOdKa hAs mAdE mE dO tHe nAuGhTiEsT tHINgS eVEr ... wOOoOoOo !!

Anthony:
nothing is better than Smirnoff

Schuey:
Always Polish vodka you cant beat ice cold Zubrowka or Wyborowa straight or as a base

Caz:
if ya gonna drink vodka, you gotta do it propa!dont buy the cheap crap!it has to be propa 'spensive stuff!!and i agree wiv evry1 else, its luuuurvely neat from the freezer!!

urmum:
Grey Goose Vodka. The best, smoothest vodka you'll ever taste.

Carlos Smootharse:
If you're on your Jack Jones in a nightclub ask for a large Smirnoff Black on the rocks. Beats chatting up the ladies!

Lil Jen:
Very good to get you drunk!! Drink with juices such as orange, cranberry etc

fj :
Vodka + Red Bull-The Ultimate Drink!Get it now!

MT:
PERFECT COMPANION FOR SOME ORANGE JUCIE!!!!!!!!

JULIE:
MAKES A GRAET BLOODY MARY. THE ONLY DOWNFALL IS, IT CAN MAKE A PERSONS HEAD CRAZY!

Stoli Wid:
I agree Grey goose is the smoothest vodka around, but lets not forget the qualities of Absolute or good old Stoli' the kings of flavoured vodka

Skky:
Huuuh... yeeaahhh... I Like It !!

Vik B:
Mmmm...vodka! gets you plastered without the hangover! try a DVL (double vodka & lemonade) a few of them will get the party started! SMIRNOFF rules!

Excluesive Member of the AA team:
Hey vodka is awesome sh*t , It gets u wasted pretty fast, oh yes I also bartend at AA meetings..thank u

hk:
Hell Yea!!! vodka is brill, gets u drunk n sure duz get the party started!

conor mcatarsney:
VODKA IS ROCKET FUEL....AND I LOVE IT, JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY IF U SEE ME DRINKIN IT BUT?????

Lauren:
vodka is the best, even though straight up it tastes like nail polish remover

Kris:
Store Vodka in the freezer - it won't go solid as alcohol doesn't freeze. The best way to tell if it is cheap and nasty is to put it in the freezer. I know this through experience because my mum put tesco own brand 'high quality' stuff in the freezer and

IvaPavlova:
I prefer 'SOBIESKI' green label

charlesRajesh:
Best with Lemon Cordinal...
Try It
You will Luv it....

Sammy Baby:
I lurrve VODKA! always hits the spot!

shawn marie:
I love vodka. don't drink it from a big red cup or you'll lose track and probably die.

collette:
vodka is wicked, vodka is cool, it sometimes makes me act like a fool. i love vodka, mixed or straight, the best is when i shar it with my best mate.

dave:
VODKA!! making ugly people pull and boring people funny. simple!

Neo Anderson:
Forget smirnoff for vodka its commercial s**t. If you want a nice drink try any of the absolut vodkas but be carefull with the peppar one, or try stolichinaya the russian bad boy. But for my pallet it has to be Skyy, it is so nice u will wonder if ur drin

Nick Warring:
Stolichnaya or grey goose, ******** to smirnoff.

Rumbleman:
Finlandia is the best its not even that expensive!

Paula:
Vodka jelly babies - a fun way to get a girl's night in going...

Nasty Daddy:
Smirnoff Norsk - hmmmm.... NICE!!!!!

Ershhh:
........try special Russian mix ...it's called E-R-S-H.

50 ml vodka...150 ml beer. stir gently.

whitey:
the clear liquid that looks liek water that makes u laugh and be happy, and sometimes fallover unconrolably

laura:
lok im irish and i dnt give a **** drink it to excess wer i fall over

jemma:
vodka is a wicked drink, best with coke! makes ya wel p***** to the extent you wont remember a thing the next day!

Waxy's Psycho:
The followin is the correct order for that beautiful brand of vodka. 1- Black Smirnoff 2- Blue Smirnoff 3- Smirnoff twist 4- Red Smirnoff. No questions. No comparison!

Shane:
i like Steph O'leary, she go's to deben and is gorgeous

shane:
i love vodka, its the only drink i can have without being sick =)

Lauren:
oh the memories...well not many actually but hey...vodka= no sickness, no hangover. class.

Yozheek:
Red Army Vodka - the very best! (and check out the cool bottle) - only at www.red-wine.biz

Donna:
i agree with shane, steph is georgeous, i want to bum her , i wish she was mine. even though she is :D and alex, and harriet, but not brendan

The V man:
...One thing thing...Grey Goose, gets a gal loose!!

kate:
try with archers, cranberry juice, red bull and ....jelly babies!

The V man:
...One thing thing...Grey Goose, gets a gal loose!!

Mr flash:
Vodka makes me last forever in bed and it gets it brick!! haha... praiseeeee the vodka. hail hail.

Mitsos:
Try for yourself the Pinoccio Vodka - feel yourself like the wood palette. Just kidding :)
Vodka is never made out of potatoes like that polish crap - it's the crap known as SAMOGON - self-made alcohol here ,in Russia -tastes awfully. Russia has the Vo

Wow:
It's got to be Chekov .. everytime ..

vinoth:
i love u smirnoff

Tel boy:
Once did a whole vodka menu in a bar in Columbia, SC. #1 Stoli, #2 Absolute, #3 Now what was 3. Don't buy flavoured vodkas, add your own if you must. Serve frozen.

Col:
Red Army - nothing comes close! It may be the Siberian ginseng.

Maddog:
I agree - Red Army Vodka is mind blowing stuff - and I reckon I know about vodka and have drunk it,in many different qualities, in nearly every country in the world. Red Army -the stuff to give the troops!

Yuri:
Anyone know where I can get Red Army vodka in London? - I haven't had any since I left Russia and I'm desperate for it!

Stacey:
vodka is the best specially Grants

Matthew Swann:
A bottle of Vodka and I am for the taking

Maddog:
Yuri, If you're after Red Army in the UK, I believe the only place you can get it (outside of Russia)is on the "Red Wine" website (www.red-wine.biz). I've used them a couple of times and their delivery is very prompt & reliable. Sounds like you already kn

joe (not a NED!):
VODKA JELLY BABIES:-
Wash off excess dusting of caster sugar, allow to dry,place loosely in shallow dish and 3/4 cover with any old 'CHEAP' vody, place in freezer for 24 hours, remove one hour before eating, do not drive for two days as unit consumptio

Joe (not a NED!):
The BEAR AND RAGGED STAFF (pub in Oxfordshire) has lovely FROZEN VODKAS! to make at home:- Buy cheap vody, slug 'bout 1/4 and place your fave thing in remaining space(edible mind! not fave toy or car!) jelly beans, rosemary,mint, blackjacks or for a real

KAZZA:
I love vodka, don't care what brand it is. Love is with coke or on its own. Gets me relaxed, happy and well smashed! Never makes me feel sick too. Great stuff.

MJ:
Got to go with Smirnoff or Absolute. Vodka will make you do some things....both good and bad.

suzy:
i agree with mj vodka makes me do anything and i mean anything bottoms up ;[)

Suzie:
Is vodka really made out of potatoes? I need to know?

Lee:
That information is on this site here: http://www.cocktail.uk.com/based_cocktails/vodka.asp

pie:
Smirnoff is not the best you idiots, it is not highly regarded at all. Flagman is the most drunk and respected Vodka..even within Russian comrades.

Chris :
vodka is the best drink

kayley:
vodka, only the ******* best!

stevo:
smirnoff is rubbish for gods sake its the worst ever you only drink it bcos its the only one available in uk and us.zubrowka is the best once you smirnoff idiots try it you will never go back.polish vodka makes russian look like crap

chris clarke:
does vodka freeze-- we have had vodka in our freezer since the new years and we just noticed asof yesterday that it is frozen--- but it only froze recently----

Vince:
Vodka+Ice=Good

Ben:
Dear god - smirnoff is filth. It's as much "the king of vodka" as Stella is "the king of beer". Yeah to Zubrowka - a vodka you can enjoy the taste of !

Marjan - Macedonia :
vodka smirnoff with mirinda lemon - there is no better dring !!! Macedonia rules ;)

Ruth - NZ:
You's should try 42 Below thats a good vodka. And so is absolut, but 42 Below hits the spot!

Vodka99:
Smirnoff is cheap vodka with nice badge to increase sale price. Standart Platinum or Nemiroff Pepper...always split with one beer ;)

fabrice:
c'est bon sa tonton

Wise Guy:
Vodka taste like pee.

Kevin Anthony McAtarsney:
I agree with Conor McAtarsney, vodka is a rocket fuel so stay away from me if you see me drinking it. Best way to drink; 10 parts vodka one part Red Bull or with fresh orange.

softspot:
Try polar ice vodka, a clean, smooth, and very easy to drink, vodka from Canada! Its doesnt have a harsh aftertaste like smirnoff!

australian kangaroo:
yes i've tried that, canadians defintely know how to make good vodka...i love pearl vodka.

DON 006:
NOTHING BETTER THAN VODKA,TRY ABSOLUT ON ICE AND A DASH OF LEMON OR LIME,THATS THE DRINK

happy_funny_poopy:
the best way to get drunk is mix vodka with juice, weaken it down to about 7% alc/vol....then just slam the drinks back! and because its mixed with juice you won't get a nasty hangover.

cocktail_king:
try glens vodka, its cheap and strong

roy_4^Club Med:
Vodka ???,Absolut is the way to go to the heaven

Doggballs:
3 Vodka's worth tryin. Zubrowka (bison grass), Soplica (polish stuff) is smooth as Barry White and Stoli will kick ya a*se and put hairs on ya chest.

Erik:
If you've never tried Jean Marc XO, then none of you has tasted what I think is probably the best Vodka in the world. Limited production of 5000 cases a year and not cheap at $50 a bottle, but worth every penny. It has to be literally the smoothest, bes

heidi:
i love vodka!!! vodka is gr8!!! yummy yummy yum yum!!!

Amy Eason:
like drinking paint stripper but after a few drink you cant feel it go down your throat

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Damp:
Couldn't agree with you more Bucko. Glens got me into a world of pain too. Highly recommended for doing damage.

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Leeroy:
Makes your length grow too. mmmmmm

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

David Palmer:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Vodka

Damp:
Couldn't agree with you more Bucko. Glens got me into a world of pain too. Highly recommended for doing damage.

Paul Pascoe:
vodka can be made out of any kind of grain or fruit/vegetable. it should be clean and flavourless. poland and russia both claim to be the birthplace of vodka or wodka

Wesam khouran:
vodka in ruissan languege mean, the liqued that the alcoholic people cant leave without it

Damp:
Couldn't agree with you more Bucko. Glens got me into a world of pain too. Highly recommended for doing damage.

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka ive drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Rory:
Anyone who drinks smirnoff doesn't have a clue about vodka. Its cheap american rubbish. Stolichnaya (frozen) is easily the best. Who can argue with the russians

adiga:
vodka in ruissan languege mean, the liqued that the alcoholic people cant live without it

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Leeroy:
Makes your length grow too. mmmmmm

Wesam khouran:
vodka in ruissan languege mean, the liqued that the alcoholic people cant leave without it

Wesam khouran:
vodka in ruissan languege mean, the liqued that the alcoholic people cant leave without it

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

mileage:
vodka gives you mileage

mileage:
vodka gives you mileage

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

CHRIS:
VODKA, THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

PS Mohan - Malaysia:
Best vodka?? My fav SKYY!! Freeze it, pour in a shooter glass, down it and followed by a bit of orange slice covered with brown sugar.

ed:
smirnoff is shite, its expensive and tastes rubbish. vodkas don't all tast the same. most cheap vokas a just a base spirit, with flavouring. vodkas are great to drink, just not the main brands.

PS Mohan - Malaysia:
Best vodka?? My fav SKYY!! Freeze it, pour in a shooter glass, down it and followed by a bit of orange slice covered with brown sugar.

nikki:
vodka is good with cherryade, or limeade, it is a cheap way of making alcopops at home mmm mmm

nikki:
vodka is good with cherryade, or limeade, it is a cheap way of making alcopops at home mmm mmm

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Billybongo:
Smirnoff is a great vodka, that's the reason you can find it everywhere! Do a proper chemical test or blind taste test against some so called 'proper, authentic' brands and you will see!!

Bartlett:
My pals and i always drink before we go out, vodka is usually the solution, recently we have hit a cheap phase and moved onto big glens vodka and it is cheap and potent, mixed with cheap rip off red bull called CHARGE/ Beleiev you do this before you go ou

Chris:
Absolut or Finlandia vodka. For God sake anything, but not POLISH CRAP!!!
These shitmakers can not do anything properly.

Bucko:
I drink vodka every weekend and for some reason Glens vodka caused more damage than any other vodka i've drunk. Cheap yet very effective.

Anthony Philip Fernandes:
Smirnoff makes me feel tht I am really having something that all cannot digest. it sparks my night at the club.

NZ COOZER:
Vodka rules, bong 1 litre of 'rocket fuel' give or take 2 mins and you're in the zone baby!

custard:
glens vodka is the shizzness! tastes so good. smirnoff has a really bad aftertaste. absolut? f*** knows what they put in that stuff but i spewed blood after drinkin it

smitty:
Russian Standard - it's not the largest selling vodka in Russia for nothing.

smittylite:
also try Rodnik from the Sumara region.

Lord Pigsellworth:
Glens Vodka + Tekken = :D

omar +20104285299:
I like vodka tooooo much. vodka is my best drink

mickyboy:
try smirnoff black label ace on its own ice cold
most good off sales stock

harold bishop:
i <3 vodka
its makes me go horny

singmeasong:
i think iv puked more of it than iv drunk ;p

mejayne:
Stoli Vanil rules!

spanner:
its gud wiv coke.the only thing that will get u bladdered from a single sip is smirnoff vodka.

James:
I like Vodka. It makes Russia seem like the coolest country on earth which doesn't happen often aside from; the sexy evil women in James Bond movies, Nadsat and rock hard UFC fighters. :P

Drinker:
Makes you feel warm inside. :)

Jack Alexander:
For a cosmo, only stolichnaya, or stlichnaya elit should be used.

Ally-N-Loz 2k7:
i lyk vodka, i lyk it very much, actualy i luv vodka, 2 b honest...i dnt lyk it tht much. hehe
vodka is defiently the most greastest thing i have ever looked at.thank u luv ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i thk i myt b alcaholic

pisshed:
vodka iz da best! it gets u ****** innit. propa fuks u up blood.

JamesBerry:
Vodka iz da best innit! It get you well ****** if uz downs it bluud! BRAP!

Kerouac:
Russian Standard (or Imperia) is by far the best, although unfortunately it's not available easily in UK. Second to that, any other good Russian Vodka you can get your hands on (Stoli, Flagship, Sarskaya). Availability is becoming better. Smirnoff and Abs

Ben:
By the worlds biggest bar geek!!!
Origin: unknowen (on going dispute between russia and poland)
contains: raw spirit and water
raw spirit is made from what ever is easy to grow in the area. russian vodkas are often made with potatoes as they grow

Mezzer:
Try Grey Goose Vodka from France....Its available in most supermarkets now..it's amazing..Just have it neat with ice. lovely!

mishuganeh:
Try Israeli vodka 'Vodka Gold' Cheap and cheerful. What a kick!! Tihiyeh Bari' (good health in Hebrew)

Graceface:
Glens red vodka= kickass night;)

Thomas earl:
i like the clear stuff

HANA LOUISE XX:
siiik drink
Gets ya slaughtered!!

VOGINA:
Vodka and Orangina= VOGINA
1. Smirnoff is the grossest S*** in the world
2. Grey Goose, Belvedere, Effenar, Stoli, Absolut are so much better. Effenar is dutch vodka and the best I have tried to date.

Wurzel:
a delicious drink but one of the chemicals in it makes you sleep with fat women.i have done tests

Dougie fi Embra:
Can you still get Bladvod, black vodka?

Used to be sold in Safeways.

Novelty colour makes for interesting looking mixes - but still tastes great neat from the freezer.

40oztofreedom:
vodka kicks *** it gets u drunk easily and without the nasty effects of a hangover

jadeo xx:
glenz vodka xxxx omg is da best eva mate its strong like but get ye blimed mate ye lidddd get da patry started mate defo makes ye whieto victo thugh yessss boyyyyyyyyyyy

jadeo quinno kikby:
hahaa decent vodka only glens though hahaha in it lidddddd sends ye green mates yes boyyyyyyy

jadeo quinno liddddddddd:
omg glens vodka as to be da one mateo lv it pure send white though sum times lidddd its proper sxtrong like wen ye ave it rough any wayz glen is da one lidddddddd

BOB THE BUILDER IS BANGIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
VODKA IS THE ******** ! BUT ITS NOT AS GOOD AS ABSINTH 80%****************BANGING**********************

wayne parker:
yes best drink ever.has anyone had any problams with the screwtops on glens vodka

jadeo:
omg its gotta be gleno vod ov course mateo semd ye yellow i ave one cup an dats it mate hahasab in it lidddddd ye liddddddddd sminoff is pure **** wuldnt be arsed wif da through sminoff keep glennz

beckyyyyskank:
russian standard vodka, goes with ANYTHING and gets you drunk quick, perfect for night out on the down with friends!

Nikki and Terry:
Terry- I don't know what it is about Glen's but almost everytime I drink it I get in trouble with the police!!

Nikki- Russian standard vodka is by far my favourite of the lot, stolichnaya being a close second.
NEVER DRINK BISON GRASS VODKA. It t

Bobkin:
Guys have you ever tried deeply frozen Finlandia Cranberry?I´m not sure if you´ll get it in the UK,but is awesome!!

kesbe:
I love vodka . . Vodka is perfect and makes me feel Happy :) . . I love it

shazz babes:
i love vodka soo0o much i cry on weekends if i dnt get it xx =D

Roseanne:
Vodka is sick, wid red bull. NO ICE!!!!

the mint:
good to get yer mates girlfriend p****d

Andy Taylor:
Definatley russian standard vodka is the best!!